At a loss for words, hockey puck? You can always quote Shakespeare… Or delve into this entertaining compendium of insults and verbal abuse, all couched in language of the most uplifting nature. Filled with common and not-so-common zingers that will both shock you and make you laugh your @*#%! off.

• Exactly how to address individual mounds of foul, undigested lumps of donkey entrails
• That “F”-ing word and other intensives
• Many, many ways to refer to the part that goes over the fence last
• More euphemisms, synonyms, phrases and descriptions than you knew existed for sexual activities, proclivities, untoward incidents, accidents of nature and the beast with two backs
• Addressing the mentally incompetent, the cerebrally challenged, the absurdly bureaucratic, the impossibly rational and other instances of ineptitude, obfuscation or obstruction and much more!

This book is a glorious demonstration of all the terrible things that we can say about one other, spoken in the glancing hilarity of euphemism, and presented in a delightful concoction of erudition and etymology. Civilized people across the ages have gone to such lengths to avoid saying the worst, or to say the worst in more polite terms, and this book brings to bear more scholarship, thought, and whimsy to these words and phrases than was expected or thought possible, leading this reviewer to blush, giggle, and laugh out loud in the middle of a bookstore. Well-written, well-researched, and well-illustrated, it it marvel that the English language can express so beautifully the worst things in our nature to express. Sex, old age, excrement, pregnancy, and drunkenness are just a few of the topics treated euphemistically.

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