The Avengers Porn Parody parodies some of the major superheroes, like the ridiculously sexy Ms. Marvel and Scarlet Witch, which have always been part of the erotic fantasies of every adult entertainment fan. And my Nick Fury can totally kick Samuel L. Jackson’s ass.
We’re not sure how many names you’d recognize, but a big one is Chyna! She plays She-Hulk.
So, Captain America’s not in this. Let that sink in. It’s an Avengers parody… with no Captain America. That’s weird. With that out of the way, let me say that what Avengers does well, it does very well. It’s shot well. It looks really cool. The costumes are (mostly) great. The special effects are really good. There’s plenty in the script that says the guys making the movie know what they’re talking about when it comes to the Avengers (with references to both Ms Marvel’s history with the Skrulls and Hawkeye opening a “west coast branch,” for example). Aside from the roster of movie characters, Spider-Man, Spider-Woman, Ms. Marvel, Scarlet Witch, Sharon Carter and She-Hulk (cast in “Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier” perfection as Chyna) all make the leap to film in the unofficial version of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Also let it be said that I’m no expert on the AVN Awards, but if there’s an award specifically for costume design, the work in this movie should take it for the brilliant an innovative use of zippers alone. I’ve never seen more deliberate placement of zippers in my life… For real.
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